1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,040 The following program contains strong language and scenes of drug use. 2 00:00:27,350 --> 00:00:30,150 Bye, Mom. 3 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:45,200 Oh, Rosie, love, they're in the garden. 4 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:04,000 Am I forgiven for throwing gin at your head? 5 00:01:04,879 --> 00:01:06,420 Depends. On what? 6 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:11,460 On whether you buy me a thingy. What kind of thingy? A really, really big 7 00:01:11,460 --> 00:01:13,470 thingy. I'll get another credit card. 8 00:01:13,730 --> 00:01:14,810 Get two, to be safe. 9 00:01:16,670 --> 00:01:17,670 Hugsies. 10 00:01:18,910 --> 00:01:20,230 Don't worry, it's just a bump. 11 00:01:20,510 --> 00:01:21,790 At least it was decent gin. 12 00:01:22,590 --> 00:01:26,650 Are we ready for the first sighting of the celebration porch? 13 00:01:28,610 --> 00:01:32,590 Happy first question was birthday to you. 14 00:01:32,990 --> 00:01:36,350 Happy first question was birthday to you. 15 00:01:36,990 --> 00:01:40,690 Happy first question was birthday, dear Connor. 16 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:46,560 Well, 17 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:48,460 that was incredibly weird. 18 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:50,240 Celebration pork. 19 00:01:50,620 --> 00:01:51,620 Connell's favourite. 20 00:01:51,900 --> 00:01:55,760 So, like, do we save him a piece of pork and take it to the graveyard? 21 00:01:56,100 --> 00:01:58,880 Don't be stupid, Nico. It needs garnishing. 22 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:00,320 Oh, good. 23 00:02:01,950 --> 00:02:06,250 Your ma's doing celebration pork. I hate celebration pork. Every birthday. 24 00:02:06,590 --> 00:02:07,590 We all do. 25 00:02:07,810 --> 00:02:10,289 My favorite is chicken a la chicken. 26 00:02:10,690 --> 00:02:11,770 What a chicken juice. 27 00:02:12,350 --> 00:02:14,850 You know what my favorite is? 28 00:02:15,190 --> 00:02:17,190 Um, Guinness a la Guinness? 29 00:02:17,450 --> 00:02:19,530 Would you look at that? My wee girl's a psyche. 30 00:02:20,790 --> 00:02:21,790 I'll get us another. 31 00:02:21,810 --> 00:02:22,689 No, Rosie. 32 00:02:22,690 --> 00:02:23,690 You're my favorite. 33 00:02:23,890 --> 00:02:26,090 Because you're the one who's most like me, and I'm brilliant. 34 00:02:26,410 --> 00:02:29,630 Because I was born with a full set of adult teeth. 35 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:31,920 Just like your brother, Kevin. God rest his soul. 36 00:02:32,180 --> 00:02:35,780 Oh, Dad, I know I'm your favourite because I'm the only one who believes 37 00:02:35,780 --> 00:02:38,540 about being born with a full set of adult teeth. And a beard. 38 00:02:38,780 --> 00:02:42,740 And Joey never believes me. And it's ironic, really, because Joey's actually 39 00:02:42,740 --> 00:02:43,740 mine. 40 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:48,280 Actually yours. 41 00:02:49,140 --> 00:02:55,700 As opposed to... Well, you know... As opposed to you and me. 42 00:02:55,900 --> 00:02:57,180 We drink together. 43 00:02:57,620 --> 00:02:58,620 We chew stuff. 44 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:00,160 With her adult teeth. 45 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:07,400 Um, I'll get another pint. 46 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:21,400 I'm just glad I could be here for it. 47 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:24,220 Rosie, you're only here because you ran away from rehab. 48 00:03:24,620 --> 00:03:26,040 And then went on a massive drug binge. 49 00:03:26,410 --> 00:03:29,770 And I think we can all admit it was totally worth it for Mum's beautiful 50 00:03:29,770 --> 00:03:30,830 celebration pool. 51 00:03:31,150 --> 00:03:32,210 You can't be trusted, Rosie. 52 00:03:32,550 --> 00:03:35,710 It's just lie after lie after lie. 53 00:03:36,030 --> 00:03:37,030 After lie. 54 00:03:37,210 --> 00:03:41,170 I already made that clear, Mother. I thought we were starting a song. 55 00:03:41,450 --> 00:03:44,130 Look, I think you need to tell us exactly what happened. 56 00:03:44,470 --> 00:03:46,970 We want to know what you're hiding so we can help you. 57 00:03:47,370 --> 00:03:48,730 About what exactly? 58 00:03:50,310 --> 00:03:53,590 Everybody's hiding something, aren't they? 59 00:03:54,270 --> 00:03:55,270 Ruby. 60 00:03:58,790 --> 00:04:00,570 Well, why aren't you in rehab? 61 00:04:01,510 --> 00:04:04,830 Wait, Rosie, none of this is what it seems like. 62 00:04:05,570 --> 00:04:10,250 Rosie, you need to be honest with us. You could get really sick. I don't need 63 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:16,589 do anything unless... Maybe you lot should start being a bit more honest, 64 00:04:17,209 --> 00:04:18,990 OK, OK, you got me. 65 00:04:19,750 --> 00:04:24,070 I had a threesome with one of the McGann brothers. Don't ask me which. They all 66 00:04:24,070 --> 00:04:25,070 look the same from behind. 67 00:04:25,290 --> 00:04:26,330 Truth is... 68 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:29,160 I know something about every single one of you. 69 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:34,080 Sorry. Sometimes I pretend to have asthma for attention. 70 00:04:34,620 --> 00:04:35,840 I keep my mouth shut. 71 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:41,580 And if I were to reveal your little confessions, then you aren't going to 72 00:04:41,580 --> 00:04:43,440 it. That's an empty threat. 73 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:45,040 It ain't got anything on me. 74 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:51,560 I've no wedding. 75 00:04:51,940 --> 00:04:53,440 I know that one. Keep it small. 76 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:55,400 Look, I can help. 77 00:04:56,789 --> 00:04:59,890 Financially. I've got a bit stashed away. I have no dependents. 78 00:05:00,470 --> 00:05:03,830 And I can get free Netflix if I keep sleeping with people with a password. 79 00:05:04,110 --> 00:05:07,770 I mean, that's really kind. Thank you. And stop doing the Netflix thing. 80 00:05:08,770 --> 00:05:12,830 But, um... Look, I know I'm in a bit of debt at the minute. 81 00:05:13,110 --> 00:05:14,450 How much do you owe now? 82 00:05:15,490 --> 00:05:16,490 50 grand. 83 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:17,750 Whoa. 84 00:05:20,650 --> 00:05:24,550 So... I've seen your internet search history. 85 00:05:27,990 --> 00:05:31,870 And? And you're really boring. Why do you like baby owls so much? 86 00:05:32,250 --> 00:05:35,370 Oh, they are so cute. 87 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:39,110 Your love is like a breath of fresh vomit to me. 88 00:05:39,690 --> 00:05:41,590 Go on, then. What have you got on, say, Mum? 89 00:05:41,930 --> 00:05:46,330 I'm going to have a wee peek to see how the celebration sponge cake is rising. 90 00:05:48,490 --> 00:05:51,710 Celebration sponge, celebration sponge, celebration sponge. 91 00:05:52,410 --> 00:05:54,450 Thank God my family hate me. 92 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:03,300 Dad, we need to talk about what you said. 93 00:06:03,860 --> 00:06:05,320 I'm really sleepy. 94 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:08,720 Dad, this is serious. 95 00:06:09,220 --> 00:06:11,420 I wish people understood. Nothing is serious. 96 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:16,480 When you said that Joey wasn't actually... Them little pills. 97 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:17,720 What do they do? 98 00:06:18,180 --> 00:06:19,180 Help me forget. 99 00:06:20,060 --> 00:06:21,160 And how did they do that? 100 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:23,280 I can't remember. 101 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:39,500 I'll just leave this here to admire before I add my flourish. 102 00:06:40,340 --> 00:06:42,560 I had Easter chicks left over. 103 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:46,040 Don't eat them, whatever you do. Just suck their little feet. 104 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:49,300 Mum, we need to talk about Rosie leaving rehab. 105 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:50,520 No! 106 00:06:51,540 --> 00:06:52,540 That's all I had. 107 00:06:53,020 --> 00:06:54,020 That's all you had? 108 00:06:54,260 --> 00:06:55,260 Well, yeah. 109 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:56,560 Other than this. 110 00:07:00,780 --> 00:07:02,660 Just be more honest with us. 111 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:04,240 Oh, oh, wait. 112 00:07:06,390 --> 00:07:07,690 She's just like her da. 113 00:07:08,550 --> 00:07:11,530 The two of them always deflecting to get themselves out of trouble. 114 00:07:12,190 --> 00:07:18,070 Well, I used to wake him right up with a good grab of the crotch. Oh, of course. 115 00:07:18,610 --> 00:07:19,990 No, you hypocrites. 116 00:07:20,350 --> 00:07:23,630 I mean, I'm a really honest liar. And at least people get to see a nice little 117 00:07:23,630 --> 00:07:25,730 dance. You lot, you just keep it all hidden. 118 00:07:25,970 --> 00:07:26,929 We don't have secret. 119 00:07:26,930 --> 00:07:31,010 I can tell by the guilty looks on your faces. You have all participated in 120 00:07:31,010 --> 00:07:33,650 devilment. What is a joy? You can tell me, love. 121 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:37,960 Drug smuggling, sex trafficking, gang warfare. 122 00:07:38,460 --> 00:07:42,720 Yeah, yeah, it's actually all three. That's why I like El Chapo himself. 123 00:07:42,940 --> 00:07:45,820 Ruby and I live in a two -up, two -down opposite chicken cottage. 124 00:07:46,140 --> 00:07:47,140 Your Majesty. 125 00:07:47,460 --> 00:07:50,460 Nico, when will it be time to air your dirty laundry? 126 00:07:50,820 --> 00:07:55,160 Oh, please, no. Imagine the stain. We all know Nico's secrets, don't we? 127 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:59,020 Chucked on the street, all gay and nowhere to go. Lies! 128 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:02,240 He left home of his own accord because his dad wouldn't listen to his nightly 129 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:03,720 Anne Sexton poetry recitals. 130 00:08:04,860 --> 00:08:07,080 He lived here for months. You gave him my bedroom. 131 00:08:07,340 --> 00:08:08,400 And he's bi, not gay. 132 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:11,800 Well, that's why we couldn't share a room. What if there had been 133 00:08:12,220 --> 00:08:13,220 Ew. Ew. 134 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:14,400 I said it first. 135 00:08:14,460 --> 00:08:15,460 He kept it lovely. 136 00:08:16,540 --> 00:08:17,960 Vacuumed every day it was. 137 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:20,000 He didn't let anyone know his real secret. 138 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:24,980 Okay. Except for maybe in the height category of his medical records. 139 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:29,260 I am six foot. You're 5 '11". Stop with the ocean of lies, you vain twat. And 140 00:08:29,260 --> 00:08:30,260 what about you, Ruby? 141 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:34,659 It'd be nice to get to know a little more about your inner thingamajigs. 142 00:08:34,980 --> 00:08:37,120 Told you, we don't have any secrets. 143 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:38,900 Oh, this is so frustrating. 144 00:08:39,100 --> 00:08:40,700 How do you think we feel with you? 145 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:42,820 Come on, Rosie, use your words. 146 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:46,740 Yeah, I... Not words, but a good effort. 147 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:48,220 Stop deflecting, Rosie. 148 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:49,560 Come on. 149 00:08:49,660 --> 00:08:50,660 We love you. 150 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:52,320 Why didn't you just go into the rehab clinic? 151 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,520 You'd been so set on it. 152 00:08:58,260 --> 00:09:00,440 Oh, fine. 153 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:02,640 Fine. 154 00:09:04,220 --> 00:09:05,460 It was at the front door. 155 00:09:06,100 --> 00:09:08,840 And you can sort of see the lounge, but... And what? No bath? 156 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:10,160 Joey, would you try? 157 00:09:11,580 --> 00:09:14,520 And there were just a bunch of people there. No make -up on or anything. 158 00:09:15,660 --> 00:09:17,000 But they were, like, having a laugh. 159 00:09:18,180 --> 00:09:19,420 And I just thought... 160 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,420 Wow, they look happy. 161 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:25,000 They look almost healthy. 162 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:27,620 Like I'd like to be. 163 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:29,480 They look, you know, good. 164 00:09:30,940 --> 00:09:35,840 And, uh, I just... I just don't think I deserve to be that happy. 165 00:09:37,140 --> 00:09:39,180 I never have, and I don't think I ever will. 166 00:09:43,780 --> 00:09:45,680 Oh, fuck off! 167 00:09:46,900 --> 00:09:47,900 Fuck off! 168 00:09:51,189 --> 00:09:54,570 I nearly bought it, love, but you over -egged the pudding. 169 00:09:54,930 --> 00:09:56,510 Oh, that reminds me. 170 00:09:56,790 --> 00:09:59,190 I have to egg the celebration pork. 171 00:09:59,550 --> 00:10:00,550 Okay, fine. 172 00:10:01,030 --> 00:10:04,490 Fine. I just don't think I'm there yet. I just didn't want to. 173 00:10:15,030 --> 00:10:18,910 Just talk us through what you had that night. 174 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:21,380 You binge. Your massive binge. 175 00:10:21,780 --> 00:10:23,560 Your massive, hairy binge. 176 00:10:26,380 --> 00:10:27,380 Okay, fine. 177 00:10:27,740 --> 00:10:33,240 So with Ken and Hat, I had weed, beer, some shrooms, I think. Oh, and some 178 00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:35,680 pills. Oh, and meth. Meth is wonderful. 179 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:37,080 Bloody hell. 180 00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:38,420 This is like Alice in Wonderland. 181 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:40,360 Wait, who are Ken and Hat? 182 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:45,140 Caterpillars. They live in a VW camper in the woods. This is such a beautiful 183 00:10:45,140 --> 00:10:46,140 fairy tale. 184 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:48,280 Then with the lads, weed. 185 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:50,440 Vodka, warfarin. 186 00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:51,700 Warfarin, the blood thinner. 187 00:10:51,940 --> 00:10:54,960 Yeah. Their grandma told them it gets the drugs into your system faster. 188 00:10:55,340 --> 00:10:56,740 Well, as long as Gammy says. 189 00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:58,320 They're nothing with the Uber driver. 190 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:00,900 Really? Because they do tend to have the best heroin. 191 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:02,520 Not sure I did heroin. 192 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:06,220 I definitely did loads of tramadol at one point. The opiate tramadol. 193 00:11:06,660 --> 00:11:08,340 As in, you know, heroin. 194 00:11:08,860 --> 00:11:09,860 Yeah. 195 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:11,500 I've been taking a lot of those recently. 196 00:11:11,780 --> 00:11:14,880 Sometimes for hangovers, but mainly because they make my toes feel all 197 00:11:15,460 --> 00:11:17,020 Exactly what Janice Joplin used to say. 198 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:21,720 Then with Nico, I did some amphetamine, MGMA, some coke and some gin. 199 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,340 Hence my gin bump. Look. 200 00:11:24,620 --> 00:11:26,040 But this is about you. Carry on. 201 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:29,580 I mean, that's a ludicrous amount of substances to put in your body. 202 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:30,920 Ludicrous, like I thought. 203 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:32,560 Why didn't you just stop when you had enough? 204 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:33,920 Ha! Enough! 205 00:11:34,020 --> 00:11:39,740 Oh, you don't get it. What exactly is enough? Well, if it's in any way useful, 206 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:44,300 would say that what you described just there, that would count as enough. 207 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,240 Enough to kill a baby elephant. 208 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:48,280 Oh, they're easy to kill. Thank you. 209 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:50,820 And maybe I'm more rock and roll than a baby elephant. 210 00:11:51,180 --> 00:11:53,020 It depends, African or Indian. 211 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:56,120 Oh, let's not get racist now in front of Ruby. 212 00:11:56,420 --> 00:12:01,080 Ah, thanks for your support, Wyn. Look, Rosie, I think you might be very poorly. 213 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:05,440 Don't be daft. Everybody does it. I don't. No, never. 214 00:12:05,820 --> 00:12:07,980 Only with you and them six for days afterwards. 215 00:12:08,380 --> 00:12:11,320 I talked a doobie spliff in real once. 216 00:12:12,060 --> 00:12:16,060 and had to stick me head out the bus window all the way home. OK, maybe not 217 00:12:16,060 --> 00:12:17,800 lot, but other people. Other people do. 218 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:20,760 The only person I can think of like that was your father. 219 00:12:24,740 --> 00:12:26,500 So, who's my dad, then? 220 00:12:26,740 --> 00:12:28,000 Oh, you're very drunk. 221 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:30,200 Come on, let's get you home. We'll go by the chippy. 222 00:12:30,420 --> 00:12:32,380 Oh, no, what about Mum's celebration for? 223 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:34,220 I've forgotten all about that. 224 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:35,920 We'll just get the half portion of chips. 225 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:37,120 Come on. 226 00:12:39,660 --> 00:12:40,940 I often think... 227 00:12:41,370 --> 00:12:42,930 I should have done more. 228 00:12:43,270 --> 00:12:45,950 You know, with his little problems. 229 00:12:46,830 --> 00:12:50,030 His half -bag of chips that I could smell on his breath at night. 230 00:12:50,530 --> 00:12:55,850 He was a cholesterol time bomb. You're a great wife, Wynne. And a brilliant mum. 231 00:12:56,450 --> 00:12:58,110 At least you made Joey. 232 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,460 I can do my little dance again if anyone wants to feel more uncomfortable. 233 00:13:04,860 --> 00:13:06,720 Hey, you're ace, Rosie. 234 00:13:07,180 --> 00:13:10,440 But you're just having a bit of a time of it. And that's nobody's fault, 235 00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:11,820 especially not your mum's. 236 00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:15,100 Wynne, I'll tell you my secret. 237 00:13:16,220 --> 00:13:19,860 Once, when my mum was sick... Your mum was sick? 238 00:13:20,180 --> 00:13:23,820 Yes, Wynne, she's an alcoholic. I have mentioned that I'm a child of an addict. 239 00:13:24,060 --> 00:13:26,820 First I've heard of it. You should mention that more. 240 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:31,380 Well, once when my mum was sick... 241 00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:33,840 I had to make my own food. 242 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,880 Ball sacks. Ruby cheated. 243 00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:39,160 What? Don't be ridiculous. 244 00:13:39,380 --> 00:13:40,380 Ruby just got married. 245 00:13:40,580 --> 00:13:43,840 There's nobody listening to me. I personally drifted out when I started 246 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:46,320 trainers. Ruby is having a bloody affair. 247 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:50,280 With a really, really hot man. 248 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:52,940 Although I don't remember how hot he was. 249 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,840 I was on drugs and everybody looked hot. 250 00:13:56,580 --> 00:13:58,980 Ruby, my judgement spectacle. 251 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:02,700 Rosie. I caught her. I caught you. 252 00:14:02,980 --> 00:14:03,980 Is this true? 253 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:09,000 Joey, you can live here. I'll go and run you a bath so you can share with Nico. 254 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:11,100 Ew. Ew. I said it first. 255 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:13,460 And he was naked. So there you go. 256 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:16,680 Everyone picking on me for being dishonest and manipulative. 257 00:14:17,140 --> 00:14:20,200 Well, who's let the cat out the cradle bag now, eh? 258 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:22,280 That's not a thing, love. 259 00:14:23,460 --> 00:14:26,100 Who's the fox in the hellhole with a cigar, eh? 260 00:14:26,660 --> 00:14:27,660 No. 261 00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:29,280 She's a philandering whore. 262 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:32,820 Judgment spec's coming off now. I can't judge a philandering whore. It's my 263 00:14:32,820 --> 00:14:33,940 favourite type of bubble tea. 264 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:35,540 I'm not having an affair. 265 00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:38,040 Look, our marriage is rock solid. 266 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:41,020 I only love Joey. 267 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:42,600 No, no. 268 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:44,940 So who was the guy in your bed when I came over? 269 00:14:45,220 --> 00:14:46,220 Rosie, that was me. 270 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,210 Now, don't be angry. 271 00:14:50,510 --> 00:14:52,030 God, why are you in rehab? 272 00:14:52,410 --> 00:14:55,810 Because I know the meaning of life, and if you'd just let me explain it to you, 273 00:14:55,890 --> 00:14:57,070 I'll write it down. Get a pen. 274 00:14:57,350 --> 00:14:59,730 Are you on something, Rosie? 275 00:15:00,270 --> 00:15:01,270 Life. 276 00:15:01,510 --> 00:15:04,630 Are you writing all this down? Yeah, yeah, I'm writing it down, but it's 277 00:15:04,630 --> 00:15:06,550 to take me a while because it's complex, right? 278 00:15:06,770 --> 00:15:08,510 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. 279 00:15:08,870 --> 00:15:11,850 Look, Rosie, none of this is what it seems like. 280 00:15:12,190 --> 00:15:14,370 Uber, home. Oh, bye, Joey. 281 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:27,860 These aren't even prescription. 282 00:15:28,740 --> 00:15:32,500 Rosie Malloy, that is the work of the devil. 283 00:15:32,940 --> 00:15:34,980 You could have ruined their marriage. 284 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:38,800 I just wanted to prove that we've all got secrets and I'm no different from 285 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:40,380 lot. Well, you are. 286 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:43,700 And what would your daddy say? God rest his soul. 287 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:48,620 Your father and me, we never had a secret in near 40 years. 288 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:50,000 Really? Really. 289 00:15:50,740 --> 00:15:52,160 Well, what about you, Joey? 290 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,840 No money problems, Joey? 291 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:59,080 Uh, yeah, the money problems you included in your best person speech at 292 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:01,020 wedding. It's hardly secret anymore. 293 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:02,279 Oh! 294 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:04,360 That's what I did. I've been asking for weeks. 295 00:16:04,620 --> 00:16:06,060 I thought I'd done something really bad. 296 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:07,360 You did. 297 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,920 Rosie, I think you might need to get checked out. 298 00:16:10,140 --> 00:16:12,900 If you're not going to rehab, at least go see a shrink. 299 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:16,740 She's the child of an addict, so she knows these things. 300 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:18,400 Yes, Wyn. 301 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:22,620 Oh! Why don't we watch the celebration video? 302 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:23,960 Oh, God. 303 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,160 Yes, the celebration video. 304 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:29,820 What? Oh, no, actually, that is really cute. 305 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:33,220 All right, yeah, go on, then. It's already set up. Go on. 306 00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:04,660 Oh, Joey, look at you. 307 00:17:05,099 --> 00:17:06,099 Oh, cute. 308 00:17:07,940 --> 00:17:09,040 Is that Kevin? 309 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,560 Yeah, that was my Kevin. 310 00:17:12,339 --> 00:17:14,000 And there's my Connell. 311 00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:16,720 And our Rosie. 312 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,000 Oh, look at her. 313 00:17:18,339 --> 00:17:20,160 Oh, happy dude. 314 00:17:20,599 --> 00:17:21,920 Oh, so cute. 315 00:17:22,540 --> 00:17:23,540 Nice, you today. 316 00:17:23,619 --> 00:17:24,619 Oh, 317 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:25,980 some things never change. 318 00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:30,060 She learned to love it. Were you all just leathered like when you were kids? 319 00:17:32,350 --> 00:17:36,150 Mum, I'll come help you with the pork. Yeah, it should be rented enough by now. 320 00:17:47,850 --> 00:17:54,750 You said you had something on all 321 00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:56,910 of us when you were being highfalutin earlier. 322 00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:58,870 I wasn't being highfalutin. 323 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:01,460 I couldn't falute right now, highly otherwise. 324 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:05,360 I can't remember the last time I had a good falute. 325 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,940 Dad told me something once. 326 00:18:09,220 --> 00:18:11,140 It runs in the family, Rosie. 327 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:12,820 Your problems. 328 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:15,660 You were very close to your father. 329 00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:18,420 It's been tough on you, his passing. 330 00:18:19,220 --> 00:18:24,200 In the pub once, on his birthday, he said... You were his favourite soul. 331 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:30,540 I think what you're going through. 332 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:36,580 I think if we'd had the fancy drugs and all that back in our day, I'd like to 333 00:18:36,580 --> 00:18:37,620 think he'd have been the same. 334 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,180 You'd like to think that? 335 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:41,080 That he'd have been a massive drug addict? 336 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,200 Well, he had his pub. 337 00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:46,140 And he had his shed whiskey. 338 00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:48,500 And his underwear drawer whiskey. 339 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,380 And his Ford Anglia whiskey. 340 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:51,900 And he had his pornography. 341 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:54,880 And he liked to make things up too. 342 00:18:56,110 --> 00:18:58,970 But you said, you said I wasn't yours. 343 00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:00,430 So who's that man? 344 00:19:02,030 --> 00:19:03,030 Rosie. 345 00:19:03,630 --> 00:19:04,630 Rosie. 346 00:19:05,330 --> 00:19:06,330 What is this? 347 00:19:07,810 --> 00:19:13,330 From the day you were born, you always have been and always will be mine. 348 00:19:14,430 --> 00:19:15,890 From the day I was born? 349 00:19:18,030 --> 00:19:19,270 From that moment. 350 00:19:20,070 --> 00:19:21,390 Maybe not before. 351 00:19:23,990 --> 00:19:25,290 Just forget about it. 352 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,900 You, tell me honestly. 353 00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:37,200 What do you think of your mother's celebration pork? 354 00:19:37,780 --> 00:19:39,400 Tastes like tramp dicks, Dad. 355 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:42,100 That's my girl. 356 00:19:42,780 --> 00:19:44,500 Now that can be our secret. 357 00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:51,360 He told me. He told me I'm not his. 358 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:57,980 Rosie, your dad was a drinker and a romancer. They make things up. 359 00:19:58,360 --> 00:19:59,360 You know what I mean? 360 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:01,080 Oh, yeah, I do. 361 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:04,000 Did you know that I was on drugs? 362 00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:07,780 Hopping aspirin and a better cold doesn't count, Mum. 363 00:20:08,260 --> 00:20:13,400 No. After Kevin died, I did some... What would you call it? 364 00:20:14,220 --> 00:20:16,900 Loopy feck and shite. And I put me on the drugs. 365 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,440 I shoplifted. 366 00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:19,920 I drove drunk. 367 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:23,640 I thought about killing us all so we wouldn't have to cry anymore. 368 00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,400 I wanted to run away. 369 00:20:25,950 --> 00:20:28,190 Do good deeds in Bangladesh or somewhere. 370 00:20:28,610 --> 00:20:30,130 A different geography. 371 00:20:31,090 --> 00:20:32,790 I didn't want to be me anymore. 372 00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,850 Me with the dead child and everyone looking. 373 00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:41,470 I stood on a bridge on my own at 3am a few times. 374 00:20:42,390 --> 00:20:44,050 I had sex with a few people. 375 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:45,550 Though no one important. 376 00:20:46,050 --> 00:20:47,710 No one whose names I remember. 377 00:20:48,610 --> 00:20:51,270 I poked myself with knitting needles a fair bit. 378 00:20:52,030 --> 00:20:54,110 I stopped brushing my teeth. 379 00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,540 But how did you get better like you are now? 380 00:20:56,940 --> 00:20:58,540 I'm not better, Rosie. 381 00:20:58,860 --> 00:21:00,300 You don't get better. 382 00:21:00,580 --> 00:21:04,860 You come home and you make celebration pork and that's life. 383 00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:07,020 That really is it. 384 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:14,340 And when Dad said I wasn't his, you know, he was a great man. But he 385 00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:15,340 was troubled. 386 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:17,400 And I've never been perfect. 387 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:22,180 When you think of it, if you're not his, whose are you? 388 00:21:22,830 --> 00:21:29,110 You're the biggest saddest addict I know and the second biggest 389 00:21:29,110 --> 00:21:34,790 Thank you 390 00:21:34,790 --> 00:21:41,210 You know 391 00:21:49,070 --> 00:21:52,470 This really is fucking disgusting though, isn't it? 392 00:21:52,970 --> 00:21:55,670 I wonder why Connor loved it so much. 393 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,560 And I don't mind. 394 00:22:26,260 --> 00:22:27,260 Goodbye.